Friday, July 2, 2010

ah, dammit! Cut that out!

No one ever told me that being in the DB club makes you an asshole to your next kid.

Every time he is sleeping quietly for more than five minutes, I poke him.


"Hey. pssst, hey. You alive?"

"bluurgle *squeeak* aaahh"


"YAY!"


(yes, babies sound like tires deflating in mud.)





1 comment:

  1. I did that a lot to my aunt's children. I could swear they sleep so still its unreal. Unless they are napping on the couch beside you and they're flopping all over in their sleep like a demonic possesion is happening.

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